gareth john

i wish all you childish lot will grow up and know the facts be for you start any rumours.

portuz

bouncing ben jenkins was out tonight, and mute was piping up!

craig

hi boys sorry bout my miss yesterday from half a yard out, my right year scooped the ball from my foot, it wasnt a bobble. never mind im looking forward to my six halves as it was a horrific miss. catch you all tuesday. is the rat training this week or has he got pool?

Will

See you all soon guys, u certainly sound like a crazy lot. lol

Will

Thanks Mr Bovis, thats great, i agree that competition is vital in a teams progression and also a players developement, i certainly dont expect to get into the team straight away but i am confident i will evntually,

bovis

Hi william, we train on a tuesday and thursday evening on our field in beddau at 6.30. hope you can make it. We have a very good player in midfield by the name of pockets and a bit of competition will do him the world of good. Thanks, Bovis the manager.

William Knotsuck

Hi ive just moved to beddau area and i am looking to join a local team, when do u train? i can play in defence or midfield, ive run 3 marathons so u could say im fit, ive had a few trials and my last team was in the ryman league, im really keen to play, can you let me know when u train and i can pop along?

Portuz

Talbot anyone? Rubber said theres free poppers for every new recruit

the rat

i love cheese

big jon

Just been told pockets has been offered £29.98 to do the water for talbot. They even said there would be oranges!

mike

just bn told craig roberts will be offered 45£ a game for talbot

Teifi

all the best hav mate

Gavin

All the best havard mate!!!

the real deal mat havard

im playing for talbot now ruber has offerd me 29.99 quid a week like porters. happy days thanks gar

The Real Matt Havard

The previous message is a wind-up. I'm staying with Cwm. Can't believe people can be so messed up!

ruber

Pockets do you want to come down to Talbot, for a game. Ive heard your on the bench for the 1 st team and not getting many games. If you come down you will go straight in to our 1st team.

.

pockets dont 4get your boots on Saturday cause we need you to play as butler is carrying a knock

?

What are we going to do this season now our best stricter has handed in a transfer request.

Matt Havard

Boys, just wanted to let you all know that i signed for Pontyclun today. (Bovis - tried calling you and will call again tom). Im really gutted to be leaving Cwm and it has been 1 of the hardest decisions I have ever made. I have genuinely lost sleep over it. Im not leaving for any reason other than i want to be playing football. I feel my game has improved over the past few years but only when i have been playing regular. I wish i was happy to come on and be an impact player and assist with your season as my heart is with Cwm but im 26 and just want to play. I work hard to keep fit and it takes alot for me to commit working shifts to come on for 20-30 mins. I may regret it and end up in same position at Pontyclun but at the moment i feel its a fresh start and that i may get an opportunity without having to step down. I have some great memories and i thank you all for that. I genuinely wish you all the best for the season and would love to be playing so all you that feel you can improve on your game get your heads up and do the business for Bovis and the boys around you. I have no doubt in my mind that you will do well this season and I will be coming to watch you in a play off for Welsh League and Cup Final. I have some great friends at Cwm, will be keeping in touch and def coming on tour! .. Thanks again boys.

Lewis

dummy club for sat is head/sweat bands and handlebar moustaches (drawn on if you can grow one)!

ben (bow legs) jenkins

sorry about my calamity penalty give away on sat but my legs went 1 way and knees the other which lead to the unfortunate foul of theyer no 9.

butler

cracking game yesterday. but we still lost but like ton said if we didnt go down to 9 men we would av batterd them. they had a penalty and 2 very good strikes appart from that even down to 9 men they had nothing and we had some very good chances our selfs. so like i said we still lost and got to pick ourselfs up on monday now and get on to that 12 points mark.

carpets

bovis, if cwm keep going as they are at mo,rafael got to be sweating on is job

Grant

Good Luck for tomorrow lads!

pockets

forgot to say boys im up for the six halfs on saturday