Amy

It was an egg cup actually tin. You pr!ck.

Amy

It was an egg cup actually tin you pr!ck.

Tin

Back in the day when Jon got his first date with Amy
To prepare for his big date, he went over to Spar tanning shop. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he bathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, Jon fell asleep while in the shop and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
Amy showed up for the date (Ted had taken Mam away for a dirty weekend in the time share) he took her home and treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, Jons sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned pecker in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. Amy, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, she shrieked, "So that's how you guys load those things!"

C3PO

Lewis
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

lewis

alright boys just to keep you all informed i have got engaged while on holiday. Any one fancy a little celebration drink on sat with me?

jon

is that the helicopter speaking???

THE trotty

rat face you carry on abusing my boy and im going 2 set him on you rat boy ttttttt

trotty

jon. can i borrow ur face to go rattin for haloween

mute

if we could mark my return in two weeks time witha bender that would be great. im bringin darren from scotts.

trotty

ben do u want to swap legs??

mark rees

hi boys thanx for a good time last night, really enjoyed training. dont really know why iv been putting it off but il be there from now on.

pockets

to me, to u, to me to u.

Jonny Alf

Trotty I Battered You In Training There Was No Way Of Gettin Round Me You Pussy

liam trott

dummy club for saturday boys is a tutu and tights xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

liam trott

nice write up gareth

liam trott

dummy club for saturday boys will be,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, revealed tonight in training

trotty

no rat face but your the worst est est speller

jon

boys i will admit im the ugliest in the team, but i aint the worste footballer

pockets

love rat liam is the ugliest but you are very close behind him

jon

liam is with out doubt the ugliest and dullest man in the team

payne

thanx jon for taking me up the pitch last thursday, u really have showed me how to hold the ball up when im tired in the second half. i owe u.

bovis

has anyone been on the second team link of this website?? comical. says gavin groves 13 stone. omg.

jonny alf

serious note boys lets f**k those cardiff p****s up tomorrow. were fuckin better than last week.

pockets

R2D2 has let me down bov, the universe is saved, can play after all. can you tell derrick for me please?cant afford to miss my big chance, im nearly 45.

jon

boys iv got a spare lions programme if anyones interseted? only a quid im after.