Lewis

Is it true that Barry Chuckle has retired to concentrate on the new series of Chucklevision!

Pockets

I am 44 this week boyos

rat face

boys, can you bring me a block of cheese to footbal sat im hungry!

Teifi

If anyone needs me to demonstrate I will.... cheeky cnuts

Teifion

Boys, i have got some of my butt plugs that i don't mind lending out for the dummy club, ok they aint a rampant rabbit, but they're quite big, and 1 or 2 vibrate.

?

what a stupid dummy club this is u can tell wonkey nose picked it

bovis

dummy club for sat will be a RAMPANT RABITT.

rat

im really ugly boys but please will you stop calling me it!

Rat

How the fuxk can pockets be down as a first team player, he should be down as kit boy for looking after the spare kit on Saturdays.

pockets

can i thank the mole that popped up on sat to make their centre half miss a sitter. well done moley.

pockets

have a look at liam trotts photo on the 1st team page. he's seriously ugly

bovis

well done sat lads,great result,,lets keep the hard work going and take it forward too next weeks crunch game away to sully.

Bite ur legs

come on boys only 10 minutes left

Pockets

Can't believe i've been added to the 1st team page. My mam will be so proud of me.

craig roberts (captain)

this is a message to ian williams (pockets) my leg is only 45% so make sure your fit for sat.

craig roberts(captain)

good effort yesterday boys. everytime we play on that pitch 90% for 100 mins is always enough.

pockets

dont forget to score more goals than the other teams boys.

chester

shut up you ugly rat

jon

chester watch this space. i like that one.

Amy

It was an egg cup actually tin. You pr!ck.

Amy

It was an egg cup actually tin you pr!ck.

Tin

Back in the day when Jon got his first date with Amy
To prepare for his big date, he went over to Spar tanning shop. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he bathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, Jon fell asleep while in the shop and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
Amy showed up for the date (Ted had taken Mam away for a dirty weekend in the time share) he took her home and treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, Jons sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned pecker in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. Amy, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, she shrieked, "So that's how you guys load those things!"

C3PO

Lewis
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

lewis

alright boys just to keep you all informed i have got engaged while on holiday. Any one fancy a little celebration drink on sat with me?

jon

is that the helicopter speaking???